Totoro Sweets ^^~ 

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once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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straight boys dress like randomised sims

When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today.
Nicki Minaj  (via dirrtyfilthynasty)

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Cat Call, Ursa Eyer


there’s a scene in guardians of the galaxy where lee pace is naked and his minion people are like cleaning and preparing him or whatever and four people stand around him and pour water on him at waist level, so one person just stood there and poured water on lee pace’s ass. someone was hired just for this and was paid specifically to dramatically pour water on lee pace’s naked ass

What’s In My Purse?


Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.


the sunsets are the only good thing about this shitty town


if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake


uchi cafe


Masquerade Dance Party | 1992 vs. 2014

Richard Wilson - A View of the Tiber with Rome in the Distance (detail).

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White Cat's Paw